Sunday, September 7, 2008

10 Words Women Loves to Use

1) FINE !!

~ The word women use to end an argumentwhen they are right and u need to shut the hell up...

2) 5 Minutes

~ If shes getting dressed, it means half an hour later. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing

~ To calm before the storm...It means something!! And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE!!!

4) Go ahead ( me I use 'Go ahead LAaaa!!!' )

~ This is a DARE, NOT permission. So DONT U DARE DO IT....!!

5) Loud *SIGH*

~ Is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Means she thinks your are and idiot and why shez wasting her time arguing with you about nothing. [ Refer no 3 for reference]

6) Thats Ok @ Sokay

~ The most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man. Thats ok means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yu will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks

~ If a woman thanks you, do not question or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8) Whatever....

~ Is a women's way of saying 'Fcuk YOU!!!'

9) Dont worry about it, I get it...

~ Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doin it herself. Ths will alter result in a man asking "Whats wrong??'" or "Whats your problem??"
For the woman to reply, pls refer to no 3 again....

10) Dont want!!!!

~ Means she want la, you idiot!!!!

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